Posted by
Michael Scotto on Thursday, December 13, 2007 4:14:01 PM
Christians Get Excited Over Nothing... Again"There's nothing an agnostic can't do if he doesn't know whether he believes in anything or not."
- Graham Chapman (in a skit from Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album)
In a
recent story
about the upcoming release of the movie "The Golden Compass," Philip
Pullman, author of the book upon which the movie is based, is referred
to as a "confirmed agnostic." I have no idea what that means. I guess
he's absolutely certain that he's not sure about that which he is not
absolutely certain.
To be fair to Mr. Pullman, I cannot say that he has ever described himself that way.
What
is more intriguing to me concerning about this film is the apparent war
being waged by the Catholic League. In a fight between agnostics and
the Catholic Church I must say that I'm no sure that I wouldn't be
rooting for the agnostics.
Atheism and agnosticism have never
held sway over large groups of people. Certainly they have done their
damage (see: Communism). But what's worse, a group that states that it
just doesn't believe in the God of the Bible or a group that claims
that it has
sole access to the God of the Bible?
I'm
not denouncing or supporting the film. I have no interest in the
theories of agnostics or atheists. I only hope that the silly emails
from my Christian friends warning me about this film will soon stop.
Good grief, the Catholic Church teaches that it is the
sole ark of safety and in it
alone are found the graces necessary for salvation and Christians are worried about agnostics?
Satan
presents himself as an "Angel of Light" and his ministers are "the
ministers of righteousness." To top that off he has "false apostles"
who preach "another Jesus." There was a movie out not long ago that was
more dangerous to Christianity than "The Golden Compass"... it was "The
Passion of the Christ,"
For the theological record, agnostics
(Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, Animists, Rastafarians, atheists, you name
it) can achieve salvation by being good neighbors according to the
Catholic Church. Of course, they're saved by the Catholic Church...
they just don't know it. Lucky them, they don't have to observe all the
rules... for you Catholics, if YOU miss mass on a "Holy Day of
Obligation" without approval from your church, you just bought a mortal
sin and a ticket to eternal torment.
According to one wildly popular Catholic author
(with the imprimatur of several leading evangelicals), Mohammad is in
heaven as a "Crypto-Christian." The only emails I received about that
book were endorsements.
I don't make the rules, I just quote 'em. Atheists, "Confirmed
Agnostics" and Animists are all free to believe what they will. Ain't
this a great country? I know what I believe and no silly, half-baked movie is gonna change that. The same goes for gross misrepresentations like the dismal "The Passion of the Christ."
UPDATE: Whew!
The Golden Compass opened to mild reviews and
disappointing box office figures. Reminds me of
The DaVinci Code "scare." Time to drop the fanaticism and get back to more important matters.